YAY!

Y'all know I'm a big fan of both the movie "Milk" and the god Sean Penn (I literally almost ran him over one day walking into a store on the Santa Monica Promenade...when he looked up from the ground to dodge the crazy bitch charging into the store our eyes locked for a moment...and I got a soul-shock that -- I swear -- left a mark on my astral entity).

So I'm so, totally excited that Penn actually won the Oscar last Sunday!

But I'm even more excited for Hollywood.

I thought for sure Hollywood would crown crazy Rourke Best Actor, what with Sean Penn's intimidating talent and his tendency to rant like a speed freak in support of global socialism.  I was convinced, since Hollywood cowers in the face of true genius, it would shine its light on a mere mortal who could justify each and every one of its petty vices...

"Wait, what? Slow down.  I did "The Wrestler" for free?  My stylist is gonna be so pissed when my check bounces!"

But Hollywood proved me wrong!  My beloved walked away with his second Oscar!  Rock on, my artistic stallion!

“I want it to be very clear I do know how hard I make it to appreciate me.”

Aw, Sean!  You made the Hollywood gays so happy!

Now maybe they'll watch your movie, see how hard Milk worked for gay rights and get their fat, pampered asses in gear so next time at least LA won't be one of the counties to help ban gay marriage in California! Seriously, my queer pals, you can't even win over your neighbors!  Try opening an office more than 5 miles from Silverlake, you lazy bastards!

Aside from Penn's classy acceptance speech (even giving props to Rourke...suspecting, I imagine, Rourke's next stop is "Dancing With the Stars"), I also liked Kate's speech: "It's not a shampoo bottle anymore!"

Oscar winner Winslet with her actor-parents, Roger and Sally. "Good job, shweetie!"

These two cuties didn't get to give a speech...since only one of them speaks English...But according to the Daily Mail their director's buying them a house!  Jai Ho! (Spoiler Alert!)

Young Slumdog stars chillaxin' on Oscar night: 2 Cute 2 B 4 Gotten!

Now, just one more thing.  LA Musician Electric Earl posted an excellent rant against "Milk" on my blog reviewing "Milk" and other Oscar contenders.  Sez EE:  "Milk is completely redundant, the same subject matter having already been covered by an Oscar-winning documentary about the REAL Harvey Milk. Penn's movie as pointless as the BeeGees' remake of "Sgt. Pepper."

LA's own Electric Earl

EE's total disregard for the future father of my octuplets aside, he's right. The doc is pretty good.

The DVD of the 1985 Oscar-winner has so much material it takes up 2 discs!  Netflix it!

Then check out Electric Earl's anthem -- partially inspired by Milk -- to the brave futurists who fall victim to armed weenies: "A Well Regulated Militia".  Click here to get to EE's music, then scroll down to 1988 and "A Well Regulated Militia" The track was recorded in EE's Baton Rouge apartment and features Meredith Chinn on flute, John Sympson on lead guitar, David Dairies on drums and a rap by DJ Gina Tellya.  Enjoy it!  I did!